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Top 50 Pinoy ka kung…
Kakaiba nga daw ang lahing Pinoy kumpara sa ibang mga lahi sa buong mundo. Ito ay sapagkat meron tayong mga ugali, kultura, mga katangian, mga ginagawa at sinasabi na sa atin lang nakikita. Kaya naman kapag nasa ibang bansa ang mga Pinoy talaga namang masasabi mong 100% Pinoy siya makita mo lang ang isa sa [...]
ACCOUNTING HYMN, A must sing song!
Natuwa talaga ako nang isend sa akin ng isa kong kaibigan itong text message na ito. Ito ay dahil nakakarelate ako sa nilalaman ng text message. Baka ikaw din natanggap mo na rin ang text message na ito? Siguro naman e alam mo na at narinig mo na yung sikat na political campaign jingle ni [...]
Blog Ong’s: One-on-One with INDAY Part 6
1. NUNG BATA PA SI INDAY. Nanay: Day, bat ba ang tigas tigas ng ulo mo? Inday: Nay, intransigence is just normal for us juveniles. Nanay: Day, anong nakain mo? I’m pertubed by your words! Inday: Nay, ala namang gantihan. 2. “Thank you for calling. This is Inday How can I provide you world class [...]
Blog Ong’s: One-on-One with INDAY Part 5
1. Sa Resto: Waiter: Ano po order nila, Ma’am? Amo: Yung fried chicken meal na lang. Ikaw Inday, ano sa iyo? Inday: I would like to partake of a dish of sauteed pork and chicken, boiled in thick essence of soy and cane extracts, with copious amounts of garlic, onion and laurel, sprinkled generously with [...]
Blog Ong’s: One-on-One with INDAY Part 4
1. Listening to the nonsense talk about someone’s life is a pathetic way of entertainment. It doesn’t contribute to the good of society. I hate character assassinators! – reklamo ni inday nung matsismis sya ng kapitbahay! 2. 500 globe plan subscription 1800 glutathione tablet 600 olay total effects 1500 crocs flip flops 2000 for mama [...]
Blog Ong’s: One-on-One with INDAY Part 3
1. “Bloody hell!!! What the f*ck did just landed on my cutie top? I mean I’ve spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I’ll have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!”, -reaction ni Inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapia 2. “Potatoes, when consumed [...]
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